Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Joke of the Day!

The preschool teacher announces to her class: "For vocabulary today, we are using the word 'definitely' in a sentence. Who wants to try?"

"Me me me!" Mary yells from the front.

The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?"

Mary proudly replies, "The sky is definitely blue."

"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."

Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."

The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."

Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"

The teacher says, "No Johnny, why would you ask that?"

Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely shit my pants."

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